Yesterday as I was heading to the train, it wasn’t raining
too badly so I decided to walk instead of hopping on the T like everyone else.
Half way to North Station, I realized that it wasn’t the rain I wanted to
avoid, it was the wind. I was holding my umbrella and my hand bag while wearing
a dress. Not a pencil, tight dress but one that flows. Well, on windy days you
do not want flow-y skirts.
Every time I tried to cross a street, the wind would turn my
umbrella inside out and I’d have to reach up and flip it right side out but in
doing so, my hand was coming off of my dress as it was holding it down. I
walked a mile like this. By the time I got near North Station it was either let
everyone see my a*s or save my umbrella. Survival of a city girl I tell ya. I
closed my umbrella because it wasn’t worth it but the rain picked up and I was
getting pelted. I decided “F*ck it! Let everyone see my a*s!” and opened up my
umbrella again. I was fortunate though… no one saw my a*s. The skirt of my
dress just swooshed in the wind and luckily didn’t fly up!
I make it to the train and sit down in a seat with this guy
on the window. After I sit down and start getting situated he leans in and
tells me “I just ate a burrito.” I just look at him like “WTF” he continues. “I
just ate a burrito so if you… ahhh… well you’ve been warned!”
F*ck my life! Is he telling me that because he ate a
burrito, he is going to stink up this space? Luckily, my allergies are really
bad right now and I didn’t smell a thing!
Almost Friday people! Almost Friday!!!
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