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Showing posts with label Stop looking at me Swan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stop looking at me Swan. Show all posts

Thursday, April 26, 2012

"Stop Looking at Me....SWAN!" -Billy Madison

This morning I finally have had enough. There is a couple that gets on at my stop on the commuter rail. The guy stares at me in a day dream like state while the woman shoots me the look of death… EVERY MORNING! It’s annoying!

I am used to people staring at me. They do it all the time. I’m not conceded. Probably 99.9% of the time, I think I have something on my face. If I am out and about with someone and I notice someone staring, I ask my friend “Do I have something on my face?” If I am not with someone, I whip out my compact mirror. I have gotten a complex from people just looking at me and when I am eating around people I am unfamiliar with or in a business setting, I probably brush my face with a napkin five to six times in between bites because…god forbid, I have a crumb or curd of cottage cheese stuck on my face. EEK!

Anyway, this kind of staring from this couple is different. I know darn well that I don’t have cottage cheese or a crumb on my face because by the time I get to the train station, I haven’t eaten anything and I haven’t even taken a sip of my coffee yet because I am too busy focusing on making the train. So, to the annoying guy that stares at me in a day dream like state- Stop it! Your significant other is obviously upset about this and takes it out on me. To the annoying woman that shoots me death looks, stop it! All I do is show up looking presentable for work. The person you should be shooting death looks at is your significant other.