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Showing posts with label full length mirror. Show all posts
Showing posts with label full length mirror. Show all posts

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Stop Sporting Camel Toe- Get a Full Length Mirror


Reasons to own a full length mirror:

·         So you know your shoes match your complete ensemble.

·         So you know you’re not sporting high waters (I’m tall…I always check).

·         So you can see that your entire ensemble matches.

·         So you can take in your full body image.

Last but not least:

·         So you know you’re not sporting a camel toe (or for the larger ladies, a moose hoof or for men, a moose knuckle) on the god d*mn train!

THE END!