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Showing posts with label leave the door unlocked. Show all posts
Showing posts with label leave the door unlocked. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Let’s Go Rob His House


This isn’t the first time this has happened which is surprising to me. I am not in the quiet car so when someone picks up the phone, it’s not too shocking. This is what I hear-

“Hello?” long pause.
“Ah, yes. We were having an issue with the bathroom on the second floor. Can you come today?”
“Great, I left the door open. I am at work all day and unfortunately can’t make it back but you can just let yourself in.”
“Yes, my address is
555 Main Street
…..” (changed to protect this dumb a*s)

OK, about a hundred and fifty people just heard you say you were stuck at work ALL day and you left your home unlocked! FOR REAL! Are you that stupid?