Back Flips on the T

Why of why can't these guys be on the Orange Line...in the morning...particularly heading to Forest Hills...at about 8:13am. I would even take 5:05pm on the Orange Line heading to Oak Grove. Either one is fine with me! I would love some entertainment for a few stops...ANNDD for putting their lives in danger, I would definitely throw them some cash. Apparently, this kind of train-breakdancing isn't legal buuut, I'd totally sit and get out of their way and chance getting wacked in the head with a sneaker if it meant I could see these guys in action. Happy Friday everyone!!