I get to the T this morning and it is chilly (I broke out the winter jacket today! I mean… it’s that chilly!). As I am walking down the stairs, the train pulls in. I hop on and this grungy guy with his guitar piles on after me. He could be homeless… it could be the look he is going for. Who knows?!
People on the platform start screaming in to the train “Can you just push down a little?” no one moves! They try again “Please! I am late. I see some room!”
The grungy, potentially homeless, guy screams to the people on the platform “I HAVE EBOLA! F*CK OFF!”
The people on the platform back away and now everyone on the train is laughing because HE BETTER BE F*CKING KIDDING!!!
Happy Friday everyone!