Oh don’t worry buddy, that’s just my shin you are stabbing
with your massive golf umbrella. It’s ok. I don’t bruise easily or anything!
Yesterday, as I am darting to the train, it was raining only
lightly so many people were carrying their umbrella’s closed instead of open
and over them. Since mine is a compact Coach umbrella that fits adorably in my
oversized Tumi work purse, I could conceal
mine. However, this a*shole in front of me had a huge a*s golf umbrella that he
was carrying horizontally. While carrying horizontally, he was swinging his
arms back and forth as many do while walking. It was crowded so we are all in the
herd of sheeple together. Each time he moved his arms back and forth, his
lovely pointy umbrella poked-jabbed my shin. My very
skinny-bruises-easily-shin! I can’t afford bruises as I may have upcoming photo
shoots that need my shins happy and healthy so I am quickly annoyed.
I dart out and around him on the opposite side of the
platform and give him a little stare down while I pass him to save my lovely porcelain
shins from more abuse!
Quick Recap:
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Don’t carry huge a*s oversized golf umbrella’s,
while walking in the herd of sheeple, horizontally!
THAT IS ALL!
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