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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Let’s Go Rob His House


This isn’t the first time this has happened which is surprising to me. I am not in the quiet car so when someone picks up the phone, it’s not too shocking. This is what I hear-

“Hello?” long pause.
“Ah, yes. We were having an issue with the bathroom on the second floor. Can you come today?”
“Great, I left the door open. I am at work all day and unfortunately can’t make it back but you can just let yourself in.”
“Yes, my address is
555 Main Street
…..” (changed to protect this dumb a*s)

OK, about a hundred and fifty people just heard you say you were stuck at work ALL day and you left your home unlocked! FOR REAL! Are you that stupid?

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