I Gotta Take an Enormous Sh*t!

This morning as we are disembarking the commuter rail at North Station, we are all walking as usual like a pack of sheep along the platform. All of a sudden a guy comes running up behind me and screams in my ear “Move it. Move it! MOVE IT! I gotta take an enormous sh*t!” I get out of his way and he continues running and screaming “I’m gonna sh*t my pants. Move it!” By his lack of couth, I thought he was joking so that he could bypass the pack of sheep. However, he finally get’s by our pack and into the train station. He runs in one direction. No bathroom and then runs to the ticket counter. I assume he asked them where the bathroom was. The ticket person pointed toward the restrooms and this guy booked it.

So, there you have it- another TMI (Too Much Information) moment on the commuter rail.