So, this morning I notice miss Fancy-Spandex-Pants herself wearing yet another pair of spandex pants. However, this time, I notice that she has a dress on and it is covering everything I don't want to see. I am happy that she is grasping the concept of spandex pants and then I look closer at the dress. It's the same pattern and material as my new butterfly pajama's. LADY! You were so close! I said wear a dress with your spandex to work not a nighty! She'll get it one of these days!
Spandex is not a right it's a privilege!