This is how it went down:
“Hi Honey. I’m on the train.”
I hear the speaker phone say “Ok. I am stuck in traffic on 28. I might be late picking you up.” I am shocked. Why the hell is it necessary to have your phone on speaker phone? Strangers do not need to hear your entire convo! (Although when I was stuck next to Mistress Phone Guy (Click here to refresh your memory), speaker phone would have rocked!!)
“That’s ok Honey. I can wait inside for you. What should we have for dinner? I thawed out a few steaks.”
Honey replies on speaker phone “Whatever you’d like to make for a side is fine with me.”
I can’t take it anymore. I don’t want to hear your mundane after work convo. Boring!!
So, what did we learn today? Unless you are Mistress Phone Guy, I don’t want to hear the other end of your convo on speaker phone!